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Bobby Jindal: America Wins By Murdering People, Not Seeking Justice
Republican Presidential candidate Bobby Jindal, who, throughout the last five years, occasionally moonlights as Governor of Louisiana, recently published an opinion piece in the hometown paper of the Duck Dynasty clan, The Monroe News Star, to express his outrage about President Barack Obama’s response to the newest existential terrorist crisis in the Middle East. According to Jindal, President Obama needs to stop talking about “justice” and start murdering people, even if we have to go alone. Quoting Jindal: The president said that when people harm Americans, “we do what’s necessary to see that justice is done and we act against ISIL, standing…
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BREAKING: UNITED STATES SENATOR OWNS A HOME IN WASHINGTON, D.C., SHOWS UP FOR JOB
Yesterday, The Washington Post published an explosive story revealing that United States Senator Mary L. Landrieu (D-Louisiana) frequently lives in a house purchased by her and her husband, near her office, which is located on 703 Hart in the Senate Office Building in Washington, D.C. Louisiana residents have expressed shock and astonishment that their Senior United States Senator, who was sent to represent their interests at the nation’s capital, has been showing up for the job for the last seventeen years. The daughter of the former Mayor of New Orleans and the sister of the current Mayor, Landrieu and her husband are…
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If You Want to Hide Something From Bobby Jindal, Put It In a Law Book
In the late 1950s, Louisiana Governor Earl K. Long once said that the state’s attorney general didn’t know the difference between a jumpsuit and a lawsuit. “If you want to hide something from Jack Gremillion,” he said, “put it in a law book.” Compared to the current Governor of Louisiana, Uncle Earl would probably have to admit that old Jack Gremillion seems like a legal genius. After more than six years as a tenant of the fourth floor in the House That Huey Built, Bobby Jindal is now the least popular Governor in contemporary Louisiana history and one of the least…
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