CenLamar | Est. 2006

  • Dude, Where’s My Car?

    I had one of those stranger-than-fiction days today. This morning, as I walked out of my house, keys in hand, my car was not in its usual spot in the driveway. And it wasn’t in the garage, either. Apparently, some fly-by-night wrecker must’ve shown up some time in the early morning hours and furtively towed my car away. And no, before anyone asks, it wasn’t repossessed. It was stolen. No signs of forced entry or a break-in. No broken glass. No tire marks. It was taken, without my knowledge or permission, from my driveway and is now, more than likely,…

  • Town Talk Wingnuttery Pt III

    Make it stop. The Town Talk printed this today as a legitimate “Guest Commentary” column: William J. Clinton, Democrat, failed to report when notified by the Draft Board and was the first felon to be elected president (FALSE), was impeached in 1998 for having a liaison with a White House intern, gave “most favored nation trading status” to China and sold them computer technology which aided their intercontinental ballistic missile capability. He drastically reduced U.S. military strength. He and his attorney general Janet Reno killed Americans in Waco, Texas, causing Timothy McVay to blow up a federal building in Oklahoma.…

  • Town Talk Wingnuttery Pt II

    Sunday, March 8, 2009: Tompkins: Liberals Deny What They Declare Absolutely: Liberals rail against the torture of terrorists, but adamantly argue for the abortion of innocents. I suppose the inverse of this sentence would be: Conservatives adamantly argue for the torture of terrorists, but rail against the abortion of innocents. Obviously, both constructions are absurd and offensive, notwithstanding the implication that eliminating torture or decreasing the number of abortions are partisan issues. With all due respect, I have to wonder whether or not Mr. Tompkins has ever met a “liberal,” because the stereotype he presents seems to have been built…