Breaking News: British Arrest 21 In Connection With Sophisticated Terror Plot
This is just like when the US arrested that “mastermind” guy from Marksville. Except that this time, there was a real plot. And it involved more than just a group of dimwits who videotaped themselves practicing karate.
Unless, of course, by liquid explosives, the Brits actually meant this.

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I only hope you’ll not be on a plane that happens to be one that some terrorists blow up.
That’s thoughtful of you.