CenLamar | Est. 2006

The Daily Update: What You Can’t Read in the Newspaper Representative Jerry Weller Also Likes Underage Congressional Pages (Girls, though, girls). See: Wonkette. Dirty Bombing NFL Stadiums Was a Hoax. CNN. Parts of Central Louisiana Declared Disaster Zone (Because of the rain). See: KALB. One more thing about the rain: It’s rained more in Cenla during the past three days than it did during Hurricane Rita. The Dow Closes Over 12,000 for the First Time in the History of the Universe.

Northside Journal: Brewer Campaign Like a “Senile Relative Who Stayed Too Long at the Party” In a scathing editorial published today, Northside Journal editor Neil Kavanagh blasted Delores Brewer’s campaign, labeling her as part of the “old guard” and citing her recent press conference as evidence of her precarious political position. Kavanagh writes, “Last week, in an attempt to get people to notice her campaign, Delores Brewer called a press conference to announce that she is still running for mayor. That alone says volumes about the political shape she is in.” Concerning Brewer’s allegations about Roy’s involvement in the Cleco…

The Daily Update: What You Can’t Read in the Newspaper Local attorney and blogger Greg Aymond calls for the arrest and prosecution of nine Cenla public servants allegedly involved in free waterline “scandal.” See: CentralLaPolitics Blog Nightlife: The Tim Turner Band, Tonight at Spirits, 8PM (I think). Electrical fire causes classes to be canceled at Bolton High School. See: The Town Talk Online. $5.4 billion bid buys apartment complexes in New York City. See: The New York Times. Judge revokes Ken Lay’s conviction. It’ll be like nothing ever happened. See: The Washington Post. Libertarian Candidate Brent Sanders releases first campaign…