The Daily Update: What You Can’t Read in the Newspaper

  • Blanco: My Presentation to Toyota Was So Awesome That They’re Now Considering Building a Plant on SUPERSITE Near Monroe.
  • Soccer Parents Upset After Receiving Brewer Mail-Out With Their Child’s Name On It, Suspects Crossroads Mailing List Was Inappropriately Released.
  • Ned Randolph: Alexandria Is In State of Emergency Due to Mosquitoes.
  • Drunken Cell Phone Messages Cause Arizona Politician to Resign. Read About It Here.
  • For the Record, Yesterday’s Rotary Event Was Canceled By Judge Davidson, Despite What the Anonymice on Cenla Antics Claim.

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