The Daily Update: What You Can’t Read in the Newspaper
- Representative Jerry Weller Also Likes Underage Congressional Pages (Girls, though, girls). See: Wonkette.
- Dirty Bombing NFL Stadiums Was a Hoax. CNN.
- Parts of Central Louisiana Declared Disaster Zone (Because of the rain). See: KALB.
- One more thing about the rain: It’s rained more in Cenla during the past three days than it did during Hurricane Rita.
- The Dow Closes Over 12,000 for the First Time in the History of the Universe.
CenLamar 
By damn, to read this slanted blog you’d think there were no crooked demoncrats around, but there are just as many crooks and slimeballs among them…even a murderer still serving in the senate. Go Teddy!