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Snopes Versus Coco

Quoting Rapides Parish Police Juror Steve Coco via his website, CenlaNews (bold mine):

The FEDS want more of your money as Americans are learning the bad news.

The new health care bill rammed through Congress by the Obama Administration orders a 3.8% sales tax on home sales in 2013.

The tax, verified by snopes, is on “unearned income” or all investment income, plus home sales.

The health care reform bill was a thousand pages and no one had time to read it, including members of congress.

Nancy Pelosi said “we have to pass it to find out what’s in it.”

Well, read it and weep.

That’s hope and change you can believe in. Higher taxes and more federal debt.

This is shoddy reporting.

Snopes.com has never “verified” Mr. Coco’s claim that the health care bill “rammed through” a “3.8% sales tax on home sales in 2013.” The claim is both misleading and false.

From Snopes.com:

You got that? If your family makes more than $500,000 in PURE PROFIT from selling your “home,” yes, you MAY have to pay an extra 3.8% in investment income taxes in 2013. Juror Coco, who fashions himself as a newsman and falsely suggests that his claim is backed up by an independent fact checker, is completely misleading his readers.

It’s worth pointing out: In Central Louisiana, no one has ever resold their personal home and made more than $500,000 in profit. It’s never happened.  With all due respect to Mr. Coco, I don’t believe there is any connection, whatsoever, between the federal debt and a marginal increase in investment income taxes (which would only affect the super-wealthy, minimally and inconsequentially).

So the doom and gloom, the ridiculous grandstanding about taxes and debt: If you want to argue against health care reform from the perspective of a beleaguered family who made more than $500,000 in profit from selling their home, that’s your right. I’d guess, though, that most people would prefer to have an honest and factual discussion.

One more thing: Mr. Coco is, after all, an elected official. He should know the difference between sales, property, income, and capital gains taxes. If he doesn’t, I suggest he exercise some caution before republishing bogus and stupidly conspiratorial chain letters.

The Most Difficult Job in Louisiana Politics

Communications Director for Senator David Vitter.

The last one moved to the Ukraine. Seriously.

Today, thanks to The Dead Pelican, we get this:

Hello, this is Joel DiGrado, Sen. Vitter’s Communications Director. The senator is on his way to a lunch with the LA delegation, but I wanted to let you know that in the spirit of this week, Sen. Vitter announced that his “dates” to today’s delegation lunch would be Mary Landrieu and Cedric Richmond. I trust the press will applaud this for weeks since this is bipartisan and bicameral.

Also, Sen. Landrieu and Rep. Richmond are from New Orleans and Sen. Vitter is from Metairie. Some others in the delegation thought that’s the same area, but Sen. Vitter explained it’s actually opposite ends of the universe. This just shows what can happen when we’re united by higher common goals…like not getting caught in between Reps. Boustany and Landry when the food fight over redistricting erupts.

 

I’m sure Joel is a nice guy, and no doubt, he’s probably overworked and underpaid. But Joel, this is exactly the kind of inside-the-Beltway snark you guys should avoid: Look at Vitter! He’s having lunch with two other members of the Louisiana delegation from the Greater New Orleans area! See! He’s bipartisan! He deserves to be applauded by the press for weeks!

No, no, Joel, your boss is just doing his job. You don’t need to write a press advisory, even though it may seem like a remarkable and unusual occurrence. Yes, it’s assuring that the junior Senator from Louisiana is at least willing to have lunch with our senior Senator and Congressman Richmond, but when you ask the press to pat your boss on the back for this, you’re only undermining Mr. Vitter’s earnestness and credibility.

Also, sorry, but Metairie and New Orleans aren’t on “opposite ends of the universe;” Metairie is a suburb of New Orleans. From a United States Senator, the joke isn’t funny; it’s stupid, and it reinforces stupid stereotypes and generalizations. It reminds Louisianans that Mr. Vitter may not entirely appreciate or understand the range of issues affecting people living in New Orleans. From a United States Senator, it comes across as condescending, flippant, and dismissive.

But in fairness, Joel, I know you’re just doing your job, and without question, you have the most difficult job in Louisiana politics.

A Peach

Early this morning, June Peach passed away in her home in Alexandria. The Town Talk rightfully defines Ms. Peach as a humanitarian, which, in my opinion, is about the best possible thing one could ever say about someone else, and in the case of Ms. Peach, it’s not an exaggeration; it’s the truth: June Peach was a real humanitarian.

For much of her life, June Peach fought for the rights of the disabled, the elderly, and the infirm. She helped provide disabled people with jobs and opportunities. She championed places like the Friendship House, which cares for mentally-challenged adults during the day. She was relentless and passionate, and she leaves behind a remarkable legacy.

My deepest condolences to the entire Peach family. On a personal note, as someone who has lived with a physical disability for my entire life, I am profoundly grateful for Ms. June. I first met her when I was a small child, and I’ve been inspired by her ever since. To her son John Henry, without any doubt, the thoughts and prayers of an entire community are with you and your family. Your mother championed many things in her life, but she cherished you. She held parades in your name, and in so doing, both of you taught our entire community about accepting and celebrating people with mental and physical challenges.

Musical Interlude

Vitty Nonsense

A couple of days ago, Louisiana’s junior Senator, David Vitter, penned an article for the National Review about why the President should read Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations in order to understand offshore oil drilling. Or something like that. Quoting:

The Wealth of Nations is a treasure trove of principles that are at the heart of America’s exceptionalism and unparalleled economic success. Adam Smith realized something revolutionary for his time: The wealth of nations is not dependent on finite factors like the precious metals nations possess. Rather, it is determined by the labor of their citizenry and how productively that labor is employed. This led Smith to additional modern economic concepts such as the opportunity for almost limitless economic growth through division of labor and employment of capital, and perhaps most famously, the “invisible hand” of the free market, which organizes economic activity with astounding efficiency.

Sound compelling? Don’t worry — 235 years and indescribable economic success later — the Obama crowd isn’t buying a bit of it. This is perhaps most evident in Obama’s approach to energy and the environment, particularly in the Gulf of Mexico and in my home state of Louisiana.

At the heart of America’s recipe for remarkable economic growth since World War II has been cheap energy. As mentioned, Adam Smith wrote about division of labor, employment of capital, and how those factors could increase productivity, economic output, and wealth. He gave eighteenth-century examples of how that works. But he couldn’t possibly have imagined just how powerful such an engine could become — or what cheap energy could do for American economic growth.

You got that?

“The wealth of nations is not dependent on finite factors like the precious metals nations possess,” says David Vitter, before pivoting to make the exact opposite point. To be sure, oil is not a metal, but it’s a finite natural resource; that was Adam Smith’s point: It’s about the productivity of your workforce, not the stones or metals or liquids you can dig up under your soil. Those things are finite.

Despite what Senator Vitter believes, energy is not “cheap” in the United States, and it’s definitely not cheap in Louisiana. Vitter seeks to lecture President Obama about Adam Smith, even though it requires him to consent that Smith rejected an economic system built on “finite factors” and even though he must also admit that it would be impossible for Smith to imagine how dependent our economy is on “finite factors” like oil and gas.

For just one second, can we be intellectually honest?  Vitter’s rant is total nonsense.

I get it: He’s mad that, in the aftermath of the largest oil disaster in our nation’s history, the President temporarily halted deepwater drilling. The industry employs a lot of people in Louisiana, and to people like Mr. Vitter, the temporary moratorium only exacerbated the ongoing catastrophe. Unfortunately for Mr. Vitter, that’s just not true; it’s not borne out by the facts. The disaster was a result of BP’s actions, not because of a temporary moratorium on drilling during the response and clean-up.

Oil and gas exploration and production is, without a doubt, the most profitable and most lucrative business on the entire planet. As we all witnessed in the aftermath of the Deepwater Horizon disaster, it’s also a perilous and risky enterprise; if disaster strikes, it has the potential of harming and disrupting entire ecosystems, polluting our coastline, and debilitating a wide range of businesses and industries. We can’t afford to be reckless or cavalier.

Our economy is not based on “cheap energy.” Again, despite what Mr. Vitter may suggest, there’s no such thing. As Adam Smith presciently pointed out, our success hinges on the productivity of our workforce and our capacity for innovation and progress. If we build our economy around “finite factors,” then we do so at our own peril. Yes, we need our oil and gas industry, and we rely on domestic energy production for our own national security. No one denies that. However, we also need to be willing to confront long-term questions, questions about sustainability and our future. We cannot afford to allow short-term profiteering to stand in the way of long-term solvency. We have to be able to see the forest from the trees.

It’s not a political determination. It’s not ever going to be resolved by David Vitter and his dissatisfaction with the Obama Administration for slowing down permitting for drilling, as if unfettered and unregulated drilling is somehow the foundation of the American economy. We need to face the music, particularly those of us in Louisiana: For decades, as much as we’ve benefitted from the oil and gas industry, we’ve also been taken advantage of. Our coast has been pillaged. There are popular beaches in Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida; Louisiana doesn’t have a popular beach community anymore. Our way of life has been threatened. Only a few miles off of our coast, there are dozens of mega-million dollar oil rigs, rigs that dredge up our natural resources and pump them away to supply fuel for others, rigs that generate billions of dollars in pure profit for a small and select handful of individuals. And in the meantime, Louisiana is one the poorest states in the country, still at the top of the “bad lists.” Our state is near bankruptcy. Our educational system is headed toward a partial collapse. Health care is abysmal. We are facing a mega-billion dollar short-fall. Yet, right off of our coast, we play host to many of the world’s most successful and profitable businesses, and for decades, for over two generations, we haven’t been able to adequately and fairly benefit. Because these hugely profitable companies are located slightly offshore, they don’t always have to contribute to the State of Louisiana; they pay federal taxes, when they’re not attempting to skirt the law. The Landrieu-Domenici Act promises to change some of that, but it won’t solve the historical injustice inflicted on Louisiana.

I don’t know David Vitter. I’ve never met him. I know some of his staff. The guy who created the blog Cenla Antics, Quint Carriere, is Senator Vitter’s point person in Alexandria. I like Quint personally, but frankly, I believe he operated his blog recklessly and unprofessionally. If you’ve ever read Cenla Antics, which is still online, then you’ll likely agree: It undermines the integrity of the United States Senate. It’s mainly a repository for online defamation.

Regardless, I earnestly hope Senator Vitter recognizes that, when all is said and done, he does not represent the oil and gas industry. He wasn’t re-elected because of his antipathy toward the President, though some may assert otherwise. He was elected to serve and represent the people of Louisiana. We don’t need any more oil and gas lobbyists; we already have plenty of them. Let the oil and gas industry pay for their own spokespeople. We can’t afford yet another political ideologue. We’re a small state with big problems, and we already have too many leaders who prefer the limelight. If Mr. Vitter wants to lead, then he needs to begin acting like a leader– not just for the hyper-partisans, but for the people of Louisiana. We gave him six more years to prove himself and make his case.

T-P

On January 14th, 2011, The Times-Picayune, which, infrequently, is a fantastic newspaper, failed miserably. They were almost onto something about cuts in education, until they said this:

The Board of Regents still needs to come up with a plan for a higher education system that our state’s economy can sustain for the long run. And lawmakers need to recognize that they have been part of the problem, as when they upgraded LSU at Alexandria to four-year status in 2001, even though a public university exists in Natchitoches.

To the Editorial Board of the prestigious Times-Picayune:

Stop disparaging LSUA. You’re disrespecting their integrity as an institution and the value of their education. Stop pretending as if the lawmakers who upgraded its status were “part of the problem.”  Be fair.

Let’s count: The Greater New Orleans area has how many colleges or universities?

Tulane, Loyola, UNO, Delgado, Xavier, Southern of New Orleans, Dillard. Seven colleges and universities? Eight? According to one count, there are fifteen.

And how many of those rely on public subsidization?

On behalf of the people of Central Louisiana, to The Times-Picayune: Get real and get your facts straight. Alexandria is the hub of a nine to twelve parish region; its airport and its hospitals serve over 400,000 people, slightly more than the most recent population estimate for the City of New Orleans.

And how many four-year institutions are located in the Alexandria Metropolitan Statistical Area?

Two.

Louisiana College, a relatively small Baptist college in Pineville, and Louisiana State University at Alexandria.

Somehow, though, according to your logic, our community does not deserve to have a four-year college, despite the fact that we serve a much larger geographic constituency than any “local” four-year school in the New Orleans area.

With all due respect to my friends who graduated from NSU, Times-Picayune, really, do you not realize how few people actually live in Natchitoches? Less than 20,000. Natchitoches isn’t really a college town; it’s a small retirement community, and they’re proud of that, as they should be.

To be sure, NSU is a great school, and so is LSUA.

During the last few years, LSUA has expanded and excelled, despite an overall challenging climate. They’ve added on-campus housing, and if you drive by the campus today, you’ll see more construction. LSUA has strongly asserted itself as a four-year institution, and in Central Louisiana, we desperately needed that.

The Times-Picayune did prove something, however: It proved its capacity for accepting and publicly endorsing a particularly insidious type of parochial arrogance, a misplaced exclusivity. I’ve never met anyone in Central or Northern Louisiana who has ever attacked or impugned the integrity of colleges in New Orleans. We’re perhaps too polite to point out that state taxpayers are helping to fund a four-year institution in New Orleans with a graduation rate of less than 5%, even though the leading paper in New Orleans implies that the very successful four-year university in our community is somehow superfluous, duplicative, and potentially corrupted by the legislature.

There’s another problem here. When the largest and most influential newspaper in the State of Louisiana fails to recognize or understand the necessary role and the success of LSUA, when they flippantly imply that the decision to turn LSUA into a four-year college is “part of the problem,” they are, essentially, skipping over Central Louisiana. Before LSUA became a four-year school, Central Louisiana was underserved; there should be no question about that. Yes, there’s NSU in Natchitoches, as The Times-Picayune points out, but for many people in Central Louisiana, especially people who are in the workforce and are also seeking a college degree, NSU is not exactly an easy commute. If you live where most people live in our region (and where most of the jobs are), NSU is a two-hour round-trip daily commute. Two hours on the road every single day of the school year.

Central Louisiana fought to have LSUA turned into a four-year school for a good reason: A local, centrally-located, four-year public college is absolutely critical to the future of our workforce, our economy, and our quality of life. We weren’t being greedy. We desperately needed it. Our numbers don’t lie.

I fear the misplaced criticism about LSUA, which I suspect largely centers on politics and not education, will hinder our ability, as a region, to make another case: Currently, according to the good people at Cenla Advantage Partnership, the Alexandria/Pineville MSA is one of the largest in the country that does not have a true community technical college. We are still starved. We are still underserved. Unlike our neighbors in New Orleans or Baton Rouge, we don’t have a surfeit of options, and before anyone says I Told Ya’ So, LSUA was not and could never be a technical college. It’s a completely different animal. Before it became a four-year school, LSUA primarily awarded associate degrees in nursing, criminal justice, and education. It was a commuter college, to be sure, and for the most part, it still is. But our area has never had a true technical college campus.

We want and deserve to have the full range of educational opportunities. We were right to fight for LSUA. Our community is more than big enough to support a four-year college, and we needed one. I wasn’t privy to the arm-twisting that occurred in the back rooms of the State Legislature, but even if it still rankles the editorial board of The Times-Picayune, ultimately, this has very little to do with politics or individual politicians; again, our community needed a four-year institution, plain and simple.

To me, this is what’s most ironic about The Times-Picayune editorial:

Some colleges, especially those located in relative proximity to each other, must consider consolidating classes and using each other’s classrooms to optimize facilities. Institutions that are too far apart to share facilities can integrate some administrative functions, such as payroll or accounting, to cut down costs.

Fair point, right? But the only college they mention by name, in the entire editorial, is LSU at Alexandria. Normally, I wouldn’t presume to give The Times-Picayune a lesson in Louisiana geography, but I think it’s proper to put this into context.

In New Orleans, there are two, four-year public colleges with open enrollment. Practically no one gets denied admission. There are two other four-year public schools in New Orleans with competitive admission, and there are, at least, five other private schools competing for many of the same students. This is all a good thing; don’t get me wrong. But it’s also expensive. Even the private schools rely on some degree of public subsidization, whether it’s through direct investment or government-backed student aid.

We probably should be having a discussion on consolidation and eliminating duplication. But with all due respect to The Times-Picayune, when you deflect to criticize a much-needed school in Alexandria- three hours away- without even mentioning the problems in your own backyard, you aren’t just doing a disservice to the people of New Orleans; you’re doing a disservice to all Louisianans.

Obama’s Speech in Tucson

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To the families of those we’ve lost; to all who called them friends; to the students of this university, the public servants gathered tonight, and the people of Tucson and Arizona: I have come here tonight as an American who, like all Americans, kneels to pray with you today, and will stand by you tomorrow.

There is nothing I can say that will fill the sudden hole torn in your hearts. But know this: the hopes of a nation are here tonight. We mourn with you for the fallen. We join you in your grief. And we add our faith to yours that Representative Gabrielle Giffords and the other living victims of this tragedy pull through.

As Scripture tells us:

There is a river whose streams make glad the city of God,
the holy place where the Most High dwells.
God is within her, she will not fall;
God will help her at break of day.

On Saturday morning, Gabby, her staff, and many of her constituents gathered outside a supermarket to exercise their right to peaceful assembly and free speech. They were fulfilling a central tenet of the democracy envisioned by our founders – representatives of the people answering to their constituents, so as to carry their concerns to our nation’s capital. Gabby called it “Congress on Your Corner” – just an updated version of government of and by and for the people.

That is the quintessentially American scene that was shattered by a gunman’s bullets. And the six people who lost their lives on Saturday – they too represented what is best in America.

Judge John Roll served our legal system for nearly 40 years. A graduate of this university and its law school, Judge Roll was recommended for the federal bench by John McCain twenty years ago, appointed by President George H.W. Bush, and rose to become Arizona’s chief federal judge. His colleagues described him as the hardest-working judge within the Ninth Circuit. He was on his way back from attending Mass, as he did every day, when he decided to stop by and say hi to his Representative. John is survived by his loving wife, Maureen, his three sons, and his five grandchildren.

George and Dorothy Morris – “Dot” to her friends – were high school sweethearts who got married and had two daughters. They did everything together, traveling the open road in their RV, enjoying what their friends called a 50-year honeymoon. Saturday morning, they went by the Safeway to hear what their Congresswoman had to say. When gunfire rang out, George, a former Marine, instinctively tried to shield his wife. Both were shot. Dot passed away.

A New Jersey native, Phyllis Schneck retired to Tucson to beat the snow. But in the summer, she would return East, where her world revolved around her 3 children, 7 grandchildren, and 2 year-old great-granddaughter. A gifted quilter, she’d often work under her favorite tree, or sometimes sew aprons with the logos of the Jets and the Giants to give out at the church where she volunteered. A Republican, she took a liking to Gabby, and wanted to get to know her better.

Dorwan and Mavy Stoddard grew up in Tucson together – about seventy years ago. They moved apart and started their own respective families, but after both were widowed they found their way back here, to, as one of Mavy’s daughters put it, “be boyfriend and girlfriend again.” When they weren’t out on the road in their motor home, you could find them just up the road, helping folks in need at the Mountain Avenue Church of Christ. A retired construction worker, Dorwan spent his spare time fixing up the church along with their dog, Tux. His final act of selflessness was to dive on top of his wife, sacrificing his life for hers.

Everything Gabe Zimmerman did, he did with passion – but his true passion was people. As Gabby’s outreach director, he made the cares of thousands of her constituents his own, seeing to it that seniors got the Medicare benefits they had earned, that veterans got the medals and care they deserved, that government was working for ordinary folks. He died doing what he loved – talking with people and seeing how he could help. Gabe is survived by his parents, Ross and Emily, his brother, Ben, and his fiancée, Kelly, who he planned to marry next year.

And then there is nine year-old Christina Taylor Green. Christina was an A student, a dancer, a gymnast, and a swimmer. She often proclaimed that she wanted to be the first woman to play in the major leagues, and as the only girl on her Little League team, no one put it past her. She showed an appreciation for life uncommon for a girl her age, and would remind her mother, “We are so blessed. We have the best life.” And she’d pay those blessings back by participating in a charity that helped children who were less fortunate.

Our hearts are broken by their sudden passing. Our hearts are broken – and yet, our hearts also have reason for fullness.

Our hearts are full of hope and thanks for the 13 Americans who survived the shooting, including the congresswoman many of them went to see on Saturday. I have just come from the University Medical Center, just a mile from here, where our friend Gabby courageously fights to recover even as we speak. And I can tell you this – she knows we’re here and she knows we love her and she knows that we will be rooting for her throughout what will be a difficult journey.

And our hearts are full of gratitude for those who saved others. We are grateful for Daniel Hernandez, a volunteer in Gabby’s office who ran through the chaos to minister to his boss, tending to her wounds to keep her alive. We are grateful for the men who tackled the gunman as he stopped to reload. We are grateful for a petite 61 year-old, Patricia Maisch, who wrestled away the killer’s ammunition, undoubtedly saving some lives. And we are grateful for the doctors and nurses and emergency medics who worked wonders to heal those who’d been hurt.

These men and women remind us that heroism is found not only on the fields of battle. They remind us that heroism does not require special training or physical strength. Heroism is here, all around us, in the hearts of so many of our fellow citizens, just waiting to be summoned – as it was on Saturday morning.

Their actions, their selflessness, also pose a challenge to each of us. It raises the question of what, beyond the prayers and expressions of concern, is required of us going forward. How can we honor the fallen? How can we be true to their memory?

You see, when a tragedy like this strikes, it is part of our nature to demand explanations – to try to impose some order on the chaos, and make sense out of that which seems senseless. Already we’ve seen a national conversation commence, not only about the motivations behind these killings, but about everything from the merits of gun safety laws to the adequacy of our mental health systems. Much of this process, of debating what might be done to prevent such tragedies in the future, is an essential ingredient in our exercise of self-government.

But at a time when our discourse has become so sharply polarized – at a time when we are far too eager to lay the blame for all that ails the world at the feet of those who think differently than we do – it’s important for us to pause for a moment and make sure that we are talking with each other in a way that heals, not a way that wounds.

Scripture tells us that there is evil in the world, and that terrible things happen for reasons that defy human understanding. In the words of Job, “when I looked for light, then came darkness.” Bad things happen, and we must guard against simple explanations in the aftermath.

For the truth is that none of us can know exactly what triggered this vicious attack. None of us can know with any certainty what might have stopped those shots from being fired, or what thoughts lurked in the inner recesses of a violent man’s mind.

So yes, we must examine all the facts behind this tragedy. We cannot and will not be passive in the face of such violence. We should be willing to challenge old assumptions in order to lessen the prospects of violence in the future.

But what we can’t do is use this tragedy as one more occasion to turn on one another. As we discuss these issues, let each of us do so with a good dose of humility. Rather than pointing fingers or assigning blame, let us use this occasion to expand our moral imaginations, to listen to each other more carefully, to sharpen our instincts for empathy, and remind ourselves of all the ways our hopes and dreams are bound together.

After all, that’s what most of us do when we lose someone in our family – especially if the loss is unexpected. We’re shaken from our routines, and forced to look inward. We reflect on the past. Did we spend enough time with an aging parent, we wonder. Did we express our gratitude for all the sacrifices they made for us? Did we tell a spouse just how desperately we loved them, not just once in awhile but every single day?

So sudden loss causes us to look backward – but it also forces us to look forward, to reflect on the present and the future, on the manner in which we live our lives and nurture our relationships with those who are still with us. We may ask ourselves if we’ve shown enough kindness and generosity and compassion to the people in our lives. Perhaps we question whether we are doing right by our children, or our community, and whether our priorities are in order. We recognize our own mortality, and are reminded that in the fleeting time we have on this earth, what matters is not wealth, or status, or power, or fame – but rather, how well we have loved, and what small part we have played in bettering the lives of others.

That process of reflection, of making sure we align our values with our actions – that, I believe, is what a tragedy like this requires. For those who were harmed, those who were killed – they are part of our family, an American family 300 million strong. We may not have known them personally, but we surely see ourselves in them. In George and Dot, in Dorwan and Mavy, we sense the abiding love we have for our own husbands, our own wives, our own life partners. Phyllis – she’s our mom or grandma; Gabe our brother or son. In Judge Roll, we recognize not only a man who prized his family and doing his job well, but also a man who embodied America’s fidelity to the law. In Gabby, we see a reflection of our public spiritedness, that desire to participate in that sometimes frustrating, sometimes contentious, but always necessary and never-ending process to form a more perfect union.

And in Christina…in Christina we see all of our children. So curious, so trusting, so energetic and full of magic.

So deserving of our love.

And so deserving of our good example. If this tragedy prompts reflection and debate, as it should, let’s make sure it’s worthy of those we have lost. Let’s make sure it’s not on the usual plane of politics and point scoring and pettiness that drifts away with the next news cycle.

The loss of these wonderful people should make every one of us strive to be better in our private lives – to be better friends and neighbors, co-workers and parents. And if, as has been discussed in recent days, their deaths help usher in more civility in our public discourse, let’s remember that it is not because a simple lack of civility caused this tragedy, but rather because only a more civil and honest public discourse can help us face up to our challenges as a nation, in a way that would make them proud. It should be because we want to live up to the example of public servants like John Roll and Gabby Giffords, who knew first and foremost that we are all Americans, and that we can question each other’s ideas without questioning each other’s love of country, and that our task, working together, is to constantly widen the circle of our concern so that we bequeath the American dream to future generations.

I believe we can be better. Those who died here, those who saved lives here – they help me believe. We may not be able to stop all evil in the world, but I know that how we treat one another is entirely up to us. I believe that for all our imperfections, we are full of decency and goodness, and that the forces that divide us are not as strong as those that unite us.

That’s what I believe, in part because that’s what a child like Christina Taylor Green believed. Imagine: here was a young girl who was just becoming aware of our democracy; just beginning to understand the obligations of citizenship; just starting to glimpse the fact that someday she too might play a part in shaping her nation’s future. She had been elected to her student council; she saw public service as something exciting, something hopeful. She was off to meet her congresswoman, someone she was sure was good and important and might be a role model. She saw all this through the eyes of a child, undimmed by the cynicism or vitriol that we adults all too often just take for granted.

I want us to live up to her expectations. I want our democracy to be as good as she imagined it. All of us – we should do everything we can to make sure this country lives up to our children’s expectations.

Christina was given to us on September 11th, 2001, one of 50 babies born that day to be pictured in a book called “Faces of Hope.” On either side of her photo in that book were simple wishes for a child’s life. “I hope you help those in need,” read one. “I hope you know all of the words to the National Anthem and sing it with your hand over your heart. I hope you jump in rain puddles.”

If there are rain puddles in heaven, Christina is jumping in them today. And here on Earth, we place our hands over our hearts, and commit ourselves as Americans to forging a country that is forever worthy of her gentle, happy spirit.

May God bless and keep those we’ve lost in restful and eternal peace. May He love and watch over the survivors. And may He bless the United States of America.

Giffords: Part Two

“It has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with the capacity for moral self-reflection.”

- Steve Almond

I was a junior in high school when Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, armed with guns and ammunition they should have never been able to possess, walked into Columbine High in Littleton, Colorado, murdered 12 students and a teacher, and injured 24 others, before they turned their guns on themselves. In the aftermath of Columbine, America’s punditocracy seemed to obsess over the notion that our culture was culpable: Harris and Klebold listened to Marilyn Manson. They played violent video games. They read subversive stuff on the still relatively nascent Internet. We argued over the ways in which culture enabled their sociopathic and monstrous actions. We struggled with it.

Here in Louisiana, the Columbine massacre provided a reason to implement a series of institutional changes: mandatory uniforms, ID badges, and, in many schools, expensive metal detectors. In Rapides Parish, we even passed a tax increase in order to ensure that every single school in the district would have a full-time deputy assigned to them.

To be sure, Columbine was not the first school shooting in the 1990s; there had been several others, some of which involved elementary school students. Columbine, however, because of its scale, because it was premeditated, and, perhaps, because it occurred in a middle-class suburban community, terrorized the entire country. It captured our collective imagination, and we felt compelled to respond, even if was merely instituting a series of largely symbolic policies.

(For the record, I support the School Resource Officer program, but I’ve never been a fan of mandatory school uniforms, particularly in a public high school. I don’t think it’s appropriate for the government to serve as the fashion police; I’ve never seen any credible evidence that a uniform policy actually increases safety, performance, or discipline; and I think if you want to encourage teenagers to become invested in themselves and their education, then there’s absolutely no harm in allowing them to pick out their own clothes every morning. Of course there should be some standards about obscenity and indecency, but until the rash of school shootings in the 1990s, there was no reason for anyone to assume that mandating a strict uniform policy had any real impact on school violence; indeed, prior to Columbine, there were a handful of school shootings that occurred in schools with mandatory uniforms).

In my opinion, the emphasis that we placed on popular culture, on people like Marilyn Manson, for example, was completely misdirected. Marilyn Manson was one of many red herrings, and as a teenager who had owned a couple of Marilyn Manson albums, I remember, very clearly, how completely absurd and disconnected so-called adults sounded when they attempted to connect Manson’s music with a school shooting massacre. Manson was just an entertainer, a late 90s post-industrial goth rock musician who trafficked in religious subversion for headlines the same way Michael Jackson leaked false stories about anti-aging hyperbaric chambers, the same way Lady Gaga dresses up in a gown made out of raw meat to protest Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

More often than not, the people who wanted to blame music and video games were also skilled at deflecting simple questions like, “Don’t you think we should make it more difficult, if not impossible, for high school students to collect a huge arsenal of weapons?” I’m a supporter of the Second Amendment, but I seriously doubt our founders would have pivoted away from such an easy question.

To me, the lasting lessons of Columbine have been about how easy it was for us to accept and promote a deflection.

I say all of this knowing full-well that some may find distinct parallels between the media narrative after Columbine and the current narrative surrounding the massacre in Tucson. After Columbine, people blamed the toxicity of American popular culture, but that missed the point: It wasn’t about music or video games; it was about parental and institutional failure, the parts of culture that really define and shape our values and inform our understanding of the world.

Of course, there’s a sound and legitimate reason Americans decided to significantly beef up school security after Columbine: Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold both terrorized and threatened what has been established as a fundamental right of all American citizens, the right to a free education. We may have gone a little overboard. We shouldn’t have simplified and cheapened the tragedy by assigning blame to rock musicians and video games. We definitely shied away from the truly difficult questions.We focused far too much on cosmetic changes and not nearly enough on pedagogical and institutional changes. In many instances, we further fortified and depersonalized public education.

But it’s all profoundly understandable. After enduring a series of senseless, high-profile school shootings, the vast majority of Americans believed we needed to better protect our right to a free education. Our collective desire for more school protection was earnest, well-intentioned, and grounded in real experience. As I mentioned earlier, in my home parish, we even passed a tax increase for school security, something that, today, would seem nearly impossible.

Here’s what I’m getting at: Public education in America wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for publicly-elected officials. Sure, violent language has always been a part of American politics, but you know, American politics has always been way too violent. According to former First Lady Laura Bush, she and President George W. Bush “may have been poisoned” during the G-8 Summit in 2007. In fact, all of our modern Presidents have faced credible attempts on their lives. The 1960s were particularly brutal, especially for a country that likes to champion itself as a model of peaceful democracy: Assassins murdered our President, two of our nation’s most influential African-American leaders, and a Senator who seemed destined to become the Democratic nominee for President. In the 1980s, our President, Ronald Reagan, was wounded by a bullet after an assassination attempt. This, taken as a whole, is the awful and frightening subplot of American political history.

We need to grow up. We need to become responsible. We need to stop pretending as if it’s acceptable to use violent language, violent metaphors, and violent imagery in order to discredit someone who seeks to serve the public as a representative of our democracy. It’s not acceptable. It never has been. It’s reckless, and likely, it contributes to a culture of distrust and depersonalized hatred more than any music video ever could.

Politics is not merely theater. We’re far more fragile than some may hope.

Here in Alexandria, there’s a guy who posts on his website, almost daily, about how our local mayor, a man who was recently re-elected overwhelmingly, is actually a crazy, drug-addled, Nazi-loving communist. Seriously, he spews this venom almost every day, and often, he extends his hatred toward the mayor’s staff. It’s always disturbing, each and every time it occurs. The first couple of times this blogger manipulated a photo of the mayor or me, I thought it was absurd but amusing. Today, there are nearly a hundred altered photos, nearly all of which are altered in an incendiary and hateful way: The mayor of a town of less than 50,000 people and the mayor’s staff are often depicted as Nazis or members of the Ku Klux Klan or mass murderers.

This shouldn’t be accepted and isn’t normal in our political discourse. It’s not playful or flippant conjecture. This blogger thinks the city owes him legal fees, though, unfortunately for him, the Louisiana Supreme Court disagrees. This is not about politics or principles; it’s about money, and he’s never been honest enough to just come out and say it.

Again, we need to be more responsible. Hatred can be toxic, and toxicity can be rapidly spread.

Hopefully, we can be decent and mature enough to respond decently and maturely. Hopefully, this time, we’ll realize the problem should be treated systemically, not cosmetically. Hopefully, we’ll stop supplying a blow-horn to the most divisive and destructive blowhards. Hopefully, mutual respect will become imperative.

No, I am not trying to equivocate or mandate , only to elucidate and explain.

Giffords

Like most Americans, I was shocked and shaken by the tragedy that occurred yesterday in Tucson. It is, of course, far too early to know what, exactly, motivated this young man to carry out such an attack. As we’ve learned over the last 24 hours, he left a trail of online rants, including a few bizarre YouTube videos concerning currency and the gold-standard and his frustration with people, specifically people in Arizona’s 8th Congressional District, who couldn’t speak English properly. It seems clear that the man wasn’t involved in the Tea Party movement, and it’s also clear that he’s not a liberal or a progressive. It’s ridiculous to pin this man’s derangement on any particular political movement. If his favorite books are indicative of anything, it’s that, as Republican Senator Jon Kyl said, this man didn’t really possess a coherent political philosophy.

However, to me, it’s totally appropriate to call attention to the “vitriolic political rhetoric” that often dominates cable news, talk radio, and the blogosphere. To be sure, violent language has always been a part of the American political process. But it doesn’t mean that we should ignore the unfortunately prescient and ominous things Congresswoman Giffords, a woman former Labor Secretary Robert Reich said could be the “first or second female President,” had previously warned against. She had felt threatened. Last year, someone shot a bullet through her office in Tucson. Thankfully, no one was injured.

Giffords is a conservative Blue Dog Democrat. Last week, in a move that frustrated some liberals, Giffords voted against Nancy Pelosi for Speaker of the House. It was a purely symbolic vote, of course; John Boehner’s victory was preordained. But it speaks to her Blue Dog bonafides and her independence from the so-called Pelosi Democrats that the Tea Party movement and many Republicans had sought to discredit and defeat during last year’s midterm elections. (Giffords didn’t vote for Boehner; she voted for Representative John Lewis). Yet despite Congresswoman Giffords’s record and her status as a Blue Dog, she was one of only twenty incumbent members of Congress specifically “targeted” by Sarah Palin. Giffords’s reelection campaign was heated; her Republican opponent attacked her personally, suggesting that even her own husband wouldn’t vote for her (leaving out the fact that her husband, as a NASA astronaut with children in Texas, had to declare residency in Houston). And then there was the crosshairs ad. From ABC News (bold mine):

Like so much with Palin, the roots are on Facebook. On her Facebook page last year when she posted the a map of 20 congressional districts targeted by SarahPac, the headline of the map: “It’s time to take a stand.”

At the time Giffords reacted to the map in an interview on a cable news program.

“When people do that, they’ve got to realize there are consequences to that action,” Giffords said.

Before any of my conservative friends jump on my case, let me be abundantly clear: This isn’t about Sarah Palin or the Tea Party. It’s about using violent imagery and violent language to promote a certain political agenda, something liberal activists have also been guilty of. It’s about the climate this type of rhetoric can create, and the culture and the narrative it can help to legitimize.

Take a step back. Congresswoman Giffords had been specifically targeted; she’d been victimized by threats before; she became the focus of a national campaign that was funded and promoted by one of the nation’s top Republican leaders; she had expressed, time after time, on national television, that she felt the type of rhetoric employed against her was dangerous and threatening. There’s no escaping from that.

If there is any lesson to be drawn from this awful tragedy, I hope it’s that our political discourse must become more respectful, responsible, and civil. Politics isn’t simply a game. Not only do words have consequences, they inform and define our culture. When you spend tens of millions of dollars on a media campaign that uses violent metaphors against individual politicians, it will leave an impression, and even if you think you’re being figurative or flippant, it’s still irresponsible. The stakes aren’t that high. America is not under attack from within. It’s incendiary to suggest this; it cheapens and simplifies our discourse, and it provides credence to a reactionary, paranoid, and anti-government agenda.

Earlier today, Ezra Klein of The Washington Post referenced the blogger Jon Bernstein. Quoting Mr. Bernstein:

American democracy has thousands and thousands of politicians, all of whom, collectively, are overvillified and undercelebrated. Alas, that’s unlikely to change. What we can hope also won’t change, however, is the very ordinariness of our politicians outside of the presidency, the way they can go about their lives as ordinary citizens, meeting with their fellow citizens and neighbors not just in great democratic events like the one interrupted in Tuscon, but in casual encounters, too.

Amen.

As a postscript: As a Louisiana blogger, I think it’s appropriate to acknowledge a couple of things. First, it’s worth noting that Louisiana State Senator Karen Carter Peterson is a friend of Ms. Giffords. According to Ms. Peterson, they were both fellows in a program at the Aspen Institute. Shortly after the news broke, Senator Peterson posted a comment on Twitter, expressing prayers and praise for her friend. It’s also worth noting that the older brother of one of Louisiana’s most outspoken and influential progressive bloggers was Congresswoman Giffords’s campaign manager.

This is, undoubtedly, difficult for everyone who knows and has worked for the Congresswoman.

May our humanity and decency sustain all of us.

Fire!

It’d be better if this story read as follows:

Today in Oakdale, Louisiana, ten people, eight of whom were volunteer firefighters, were arrested for arson after creating a series of training exercises, some of which involved the immolation of structures. The Oakdale Fire Department currently employs only four full-time employees and relies on a voluntary force during emergencies. Most of the ten arrested for arson were under the age of twenty, and according to authorities, all but two of them were considered to be volunteer firefighters and members of the Oakdale Fire Department.

“The Town of Oakdale allowed nearly a dozen people, mainly teenagers, to serve as volunteer firefighters,” Spokesperson X said. “It was irresponsible to stage training exercises without the consent of the full-time staff, but it’s equally irresponsible to charge nearly a dozen young people who had pledged to serve and protect their community- as volunteers- with high-profile criminal allegations that will likely follow them throughout their lives, simply because they may have participated in unsanctioned readiness exercises. No one was injured in any of these exercises.”

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For what it’s worth, I have no idea what I’m talking about; I only know what I read in The Town Talk, so I could be completely off-base.

But the story of the teenage brigade of the Oakdale Fire Department still seems slightly ridiculous, right?

You can’t tell a bunch of kids they’re firefighters! More than likely, they’ll take you seriously. And then, they’ll start burning things. How could you not see this coming?

Also, ten people? Really? Ten people?

Sounds like a sophisticated enterprise. Maybe they should consider RICO charges as well.

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In other small-town Louisiana news, the entire Krotz Springs Police Department resigned after their new chief was installed.

Krotz Springs, perhaps the most unfortunately-named city in the country, has been a well-known speed trap for the last fifteen years.

The new Krotz Springs Police Chief, apparently, was in trouble with the law a few years ago, and there’s obviously some bad blood between him and the (retiring) police force. They didn’t wait to be fired. They quit in solidarity:

Minutes after Mouille was sworn into office, nearly a half dozen of his officers resigned, saying Chief Mouille never asked them to stay.

With job security in the air, officers say they found new jobs.

“No one approached me and asked for their job,” Mouille said.

“He did not contact anybody.” David says, “if he did, we wouldn’t have looked for employment somewhere else.”

These loyal public servants of Krotz Springs, committed to the safety of their neighbors and their community, decided to make a statement: To quit in solidarity, to strip their community of any and all local law enforcement protection (they’re now relying on parish deputies), and to take a strong political stance against their new duly-elected Chief of Police. What heroism and selflessness. If you’ve ever driven through the town, it’s exactly what you’d expect from the Krotz Spring Police Department.

(I’ve never received a traffic ticket; I’m just sayin’).

Back from the Break

A Rescued Dog, Coincidental Vacations, and Serendipity

 

As some of you may have noticed, I took a three week break from the blog, which, I believe, is the longest break I’ve taken since I launched this website nearly four and half years ago.

So, I have some catching up to do, but first, I want to share a few exceptionally strange things that have happened during the last three weeks:

1. Maggie the dog was found, alive and well, after 22 days on the lam.

I posted about my childhood dog, Maggie, about a month ago. I wrote her obituary, actually. My family and I had all assumed that after the 16-year-old, half-blind, deaf, arthritic, and tumor-laden daschund went missing, she probably had just taken herself out to pasture.

To paraphrase Mark Twain, the rumors of Maggie’s demise were greatly exaggerated. My family looked for her; don’t get me wrong. Door-to-door for a solid week. The consensus was: She was an old dog who probably crawled up to die somewhere in the brush near the small lake close-by.

Really, it’s a crazy story: More than three weeks after Maggie disappeared, my mother visited her local veterinarian to schedule an appointment for her other dog. The vet asked her about Maggie, and after learning that she had gone AWOL, she said that an elderly lady had recently visited in order to report that she had found a daschund walking herself down the middle of a very busy street in Dallas. (My mother moved to Dallas a few months ago). The lady picked up the dog, bought her dog food and a leash, and even took her on walks every day for nearly two weeks.

And sure enough, it was Maggie– living over three miles away and in the care of an incredibly generous stranger.

This is as best as we can piece it together: Someone stole the dog from my mother’s backyard, either to steal her rabies tags (all of her tags were missing) or with the intention of extorting a reward from my mother.

But we never seriously considered the possibility that Maggie had been dognapped. My mother lives in a zero lot-line, gated neighborhood; it’s not easy to just casually drive into the neighborhood. You have to give your name and the name of the person you’re visiting to a security guard just to drive in. It seemed highly unlikely someone had snuck in and then, somehow, enticed a half-blind and deaf dog to leave with them.

But considering the elderly lady had spotted the dog twelve days after she went missing- miles away and walking herself down the middle of the road, it now seems likely that someone had picked her up, held her hostage for twelve days, and, when it became clear that an award was not forthcoming, they simply dumped her off.

Somehow, miraculously, she was rescued and then reunited with my family. She was emaciated; during those first twelve days, she probably didn’t eat anything. But today, she’s already gained back most of the weight she lost, and believe it or not, she’s probably the healthiest and happiest she’s been in months, if not years.

Lesson being: 1) Dognapping is still a profession for some. 2) Get your dog one of those microchips. (If Maggie’d had a chip, she would have been found two weeks earlier). 3) The lady who rescued Maggie will always be a hero to my family.

2. Alexandria in Mexico

I spent the Christmas holiday weekend in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico, which is one of the most incredible cities I’ve ever visited. The entire city is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, primarily because, by New World standards, it’s ancient: Most of San Miguel was built from 1500 to 1800. In recent years, San Miguel has become one of the world’s most popular communities for American expatriates– artists, writers, and wealthy retirees.

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It’s an easy trip from the U.S.; from Houston or Dallas, it’s a two hour flight to Guanajuato and then an hour drive into the heart of the city.

I went to San Miguel with my mother; the rest of my family had previous obligations for Christmas, so, on a whim, we decided to visit San Miguel. (You can get an amazing suite in a five-star hotel for less than $100 a night). Before we booked our flights, I was only vaguely familiar with San Miguel, and my mother had never even heard of the place.

Anyway, about two weeks before we left, someone at my mother’s church in Dallas (who knew my mother was from Alexandria and who also happened to know another family from Alexandria– a family that also happens to be friends of ours) asked her about her plans for Christmas. When my mother told her that she was going to San Miguel, the lady said something like: “That’s great. I guess you’ll be there with your Alexandria friends, since they just bought that house in San Miguel.”

Suffice it to say, we had no idea that our Alexandria friends were also going to be in San Miguel for Christmas, much less that they had bought a vacation home there. As it turned out, they weren’t traveling alone: There was another couple from Alexandria- a local doctor and his wife- who had also booked the trip. We made plans to meet up and have dinner with them on Christmas Day.

Small world, right?

But it gets a little crazier. After we arrived in San Miguel on Christmas Eve, we checked up on our friend, who was in the middle of dinner. I’m not sure how or when, but at some point, our friend discovered that yet another couple from Alexandria, a lawyer and his wife, was in San Miguel for Christmas. Incidentally, the lawyer is actually one of my neighbors (he lives about two blocks away from me), and even more bizarre, they were staying at our hotel, directly next door to our room. For a few nights, a small hotel in the middle of a small city in the center of Mexico hosted six people from Alexandria, Louisiana- more than 10% of their entire bookings, none of whom had coordinated or had planned to visit together.

We all just picked the same place at the same time.

I spent Christmas dinner at a small Italian restaurant (eight tables, no menu) in the Mexican countryside, fifteen minutes outside of San Miguel, with eight other people from Alexandria.

Lesson being: Wherever you go, there you are. And Alexandrians are everywhere.

(When I was thirteen, I spent a few weeks in St. Paul, Minnesota, most of which were in a hospital bed, recuperating from a series of orthopedic operations. But a couple of nights before the surgery, my family took me to the Mall of America, which, at the time, had only been open for two or three years. We were wandering around the mall, and as we ascended an escalator, we randomly stumbled upon the entire junior high school youth group from Calvary Baptist Church of Alexandria, Louisiana. There were at least two dozen kids, and I knew nearly all of them from school. It was surreal. Pure coincidence).

3. “I Only Know One Lamar White.”

We left San Miguel, flew into Mexico City (which is an amazing site to behold from an airplane window), and then flew to Cancun, where we stayed for a few more nights. Funny enough, we were joined by two other friends from Alexandria, but unlike San Miguel, we had coordinated with them ahead of time. No surprises there.

But there was at least one surprise.

During a tequila tasting (sounds like a recipe for disaster, I know, but it was actually very subdued and informative), I got to talking with another guest, a guy from Colorado who said he had lived in Dallas during college.

I introduced myself, and he said, “I only know one Lamar White,” which he said was one of his college fraternity brothers.

Long story short: The guy was a friend of my father’s in college. But in the thirty years since, they’d lost touch. He didn’t know my father passed away nearly ten years ago.

Gotta say: It was pretty cool to randomly meet someone who knew and remembered my father from college.

No lesson here, really. Just serendipity.