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Breaking News from KALB: Alleged Terrorist Mastermind Lived in Marksville from 2001-2005

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  1. we saw that... #

    “batiste” is a local name anyway. we went to school with several.

    June 23, 2006
  2. Lamar White, Jr. #

    I love how they announced it on their main webpage. BREAKING NEWS:THE WAR ON TERROR HAS COME TO CENTRAL LOUISIANA. At first, I thought the site had been hacked.

    June 23, 2006
  3. we saw that... #

    heh

    June 24, 2006
  4. we saw that... #

    chad has the town talk version on dp

    June 24, 2006
  5. Anonymous #

    Shock and horror! We’re haboring terrorists!

    June 24, 2006
  6. Helen Waite #

    Lawd Lawd we now bees “haboring terroristes. Flee flee Chirren.

    June 24, 2006
  7. Anonymous #

    First, Marksville has troubles with interracial couples and now it is producing homegrown terrorists. Something evil is brewing in CasinoLand.

    June 24, 2006
  8. Helen Waite #

    How do we know Marksville has difficulties with interracial couples except for hearing one side of the story. Would be interesting to hear the police and neighbors side.

    June 24, 2006
  9. Lamar White, Jr. #

    Perhaps Marksville doesn’t have a problem with interracial couples, and this is just an isolated series of incidents that occured to one family. Either way, there is no reason to doubt that this woman is telling the truth.

    June 24, 2006
  10. Helen Waite #

    Ever the liberal – no reason to accept the fact she is telling the truth. Her plight does atract your atention and upsets your sense of sensitivity. Believe “We saw that” stated on another blog site “where are the facts?”

    Just another fine example to prove the liberal theory that the South is still racist.

    As you ask of the Town Tlk and KALB why don’t you investigate the mater rather then just opine?

    June 24, 2006
  11. Helen Waite #

    matter* Be ever fearful of the liberal’s spelling police.

    June 24, 2006
  12. Lamar White, Jr. #

    There’s not really much else to investigate, Helen. A woman stepped forward (not anonymously) and wrote a couple of letters to the Town Talk about the way her neighbors were responding to her family and how the police towed their four-wheeler during a family walk.

    It’s not a “liberal” theory that racism still exists in the South; it exists all across the world, Helen.

    June 24, 2006
  13. we saw that... #

    ya thats why we called on the feds or somebody to investigate just whats going on there. if it turns out the letter writer is just making stuff up then arrest her for being a nuisance or something. people dont have to like anyone they dont want to like and for whatever reason they dont want to like them for, but that doesnt give anyone a right to mistreat them either.

    June 24, 2006
  14. Helen Waie #

    I agree with both of the pevious postings. I just don’t come to a conclusion based on one side of the story. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    June 24, 2006
  15. Lamar White, Jr. #

    Back to the Marksville “terror” connection, I agree with WeSawThat. This group seems like a bunch of inept morons who weren’t even close to a real “plot.”

    June 24, 2006
  16. Gopher #

    Helen,

    Yes, correct spelling and grammar are “liberal values.” Thanks for clearing that up for us. It’s the fear of the spelling police that inspires my reverence for and obedience to liberals.

    If only the conservatives were in control… then and only then could I return to my illiterate ways.

    Where are you Joe McCarthy?
    Where are you Barry Goldwater? Where are you William F. Buckley? Where are you Ronald Reagan?
    Where are you President W., when I really really need to misspell?

    June 24, 2006
  17. geoff #

    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/14891107.htm

    http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/7768.html

    These guys took orders from someone in a bathroom and an oath to Al-Qaida without every meeting anyone from the organization. These guys were fools without an actual clue.

    June 25, 2006
  18. Anonymous #

    ” if it turns out the letter writer is just making stuff up then arrest her for being a nuisance or something.”

    Hey, Bubba, what are you in for? Murder. What are YOU in for???? I was a nuisance……..

    June 25, 2006
  19. we saw that... #

    lol well stranger things have happened. for instance did you know that at sulphur, la., its illegal to be an alcoholic?

    June 25, 2006
  20. Lamar White, Jr. #

    According to this website, it’s also illegal to have sex with a cow in Sulphur. There’s only one reason they’d have to pass a law against this. Apparently, Sulphur had a problem with alcoholics having sex with cows.

    June 25, 2006
  21. Anonymous #

    I am a conservative Republican, not a liberal by any stretch. I do think that each person who lifts pen to paper, or in this case, finger to the keyboard, should strive to use proper English and grammar. It’s embarrassing enough to have the local Town Talk reporters write as if they never went to college. KALB is guilty, also. For those of you who make fun of the “spelling police”, shame on you.

    June 25, 2006
  22. we saw that... #

    perhaps we need a law banning anal retentiveness? :->

    June 25, 2006
  23. Helen Waites #

    Strive – is that anything like endeavor to persuver. Opps did I misspeel hat?

    With all the major problems of the universe our speeelling takes first priority.

    Do you people actually realize how ignorant you sound. Correct grammer and punctuation on a blog site.

    June 25, 2006
  24. Anonymous #

    No, Helen, you are the one who sounds ignorant. I tend to take those who have a good command of the language much more seriously than someone who does not.

    June 25, 2006
  25. Heln Wait #

    Someone utilizing the anonymous posting function of a blog site talking about taking someone seriously. If you were serious you 2ould not hid behind anonymous screennames.

    June 25, 2006
  26. Spanky #

    Anon, just goes to prove the point that we as a society spend too much on education at liberal insistance and get little in return as evidenced by the inability to exercise a basic command of grammar and then berate anyone that would point out the shortcoming.

    June 25, 2006
  27. Daniul Webstur #

    Helen, go put up your own blog. if you want to play on ours you gotta play our way. I think you might be overestimating your influence.

    June 25, 2006
  28. Helen Waite #

    Obviously you pencil dicks are trying to impress each other. It is the intra-net – it ain’t real. In real life I wouldn’t even speak to you fools.

    Don’t take the shit so seriously. Enjoy life, drink a long neck. Speeling on the intra-net is not a crisis.

    June 25, 2006
  29. Helen Waite #

    Actually you speeling police need to get a life. Here it is Saturday night and your glued to Lamar’s Blog Site. Hell of a deal.

    Asked curiously, does finding speeling erors gie you an organanoism?

    June 25, 2006
  30. we saw that... #

    speaking of longnecks we sure could use a nice cold coors right about now…

    June 25, 2006
  31. Anonymous #

    internet

    June 25, 2006
  32. Anonymous #

    Now, that being said…

    June 25, 2006
  33. Helen Waite #

    Finally “We saw that” been trying to figure out what was different with you. Coors my butt – Budweiser – 60 million afro-americanus can’t be wrong. Budweiser served cold in a paper sack.

    Bet you can’t tell me why africanus-americani open their packs of cigarettes from the bottom.

    Think I will get a cold long necker budweiser and go watch the car race – dayum a red-neckette.

    Anonymous – intra-net

    June 25, 2006
  34. Anonymous #

    They open their cigarettes from the bottom so that when a brother borrows one, he won’t touch the tip of the others.

    What was the bet?

    June 25, 2006
  35. we saw that... #

    its our experience that many african americans prefer the schlitz malt liquor bull. as far as malt liquor goes we used to adore mickeys bigmouth is that brand still around?

    June 25, 2006
  36. Helen Waite #

    I don’t know. I Went from being a connesewer (misspeeled) of Night Train and MD 20-20 to Budweiser.

    Young lady drank the Bull 40 and when she got drunk turned into a nympho. After about 6 months of this she told her friend that she thought whe needed to change brands. Why asked the friend. The Bull makes my vagina (cleaned that up) hurt says she.

    June 25, 2006
  37. Anonymous #

    Rednecks prefer Bud. Blacks generally prefer a malt liquor.

    June 25, 2006
  38. we saw that... #

    LOL – gin is good for too.

    June 25, 2006
  39. Anonymous #

    With that tasteless joke, I bid you good night.

    June 25, 2006
  40. Helen Waite #

    Actually, inasmuch as I consider Lawyers a necessary evil, this is one of my all time faorite. Only one better is my favorite injun joke.

    An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

    As soon as he walked through his front door, his wife started in on him: “What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?” And on and on and on and on…

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went to the liquor cabinet, poured himself a stiff shot of scotch, and headed off for a long, hot soak in the bathtub.

    He was pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. His wife answered and was told that the governor had relented and granted her husband’s client his stay of execution. She finally realized what a day he must have had and proceeded upstairs to give him the good news.

    She opened the bathroom door and was greeted by the sight of her husband’s rear end as he was bent over, naked, drying his legs and feet.

    “They’re not hanging Wright tonight,” she announced.

    He whirled around and screamed, “OH, FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?!?”

    June 25, 2006
  41. we saw that... #

    did they divorce? cos we believe we know that woman!

    June 25, 2006
  42. Anonymous #

    Helen = Rudy’s erstwhile cousin. The tell-tale signature declaration of “pencil dicks” give him away. That would explain the quality of thought and conversation. Very very very fond of and facinated by the male reproductive system. Probably a priest or boyscout leader.

    June 25, 2006
  43. Anonymous #

    You know… I was thinking the same thing about Helen. Her word choices, sentence construction, and the basic tone of her arguments all sounded too familiar.

    June 25, 2006
  44. Helen Waite #

    Guess again boys.

    June 25, 2006
  45. Bolton Ave. Patrol #

    This, of course, confirms my other suspicions like Rudy’s cousin being a drag queen, and such. Helen of Cenla. The face that lauched a thousand ships – the spirit of ’76 – the nasty in “nasty old pervert”.

    June 26, 2006
  46. thechickdowntown #

    yet you still cut her down and try to argue with her. . .hahaha loser

    while reading all the comments, i have created a great visual of some chick leanin’ back in her computer chair with a bud select in one hand casually checkin the blog as she pleases; mispeeled jokes and everything. a chick really enjoying herself on a saturday night, just killin time until the party begins

    then i have this visual of anon; and old white man with a stick up his ass and his tie still tightly fastened up to his double chin since Friday morning, furiously typing away because in his OCD world, jokes and mispeeled words are just not cool.

    Man thanks for a good laugh.

    June 26, 2006
  47. Anonymous #

    Kinda tough on us old fat white guys.

    June 26, 2006
  48. thechickdowntown #

    it’s all good fun, tubs

    June 26, 2006
  49. Helen Waite #

    Chick you have mighty good taste (Select) and are a great visonary.

    Life is to be enjoyed, have a cold one, kick back and zone. No Merlow or other corked bottles. Just bone chillen cold Bud and Saturday Night Fever on the Record player.

    Bet Rudy’s Cousin would bring the beer – if he has a double knit green kiesure suit and white shoes.

    “Stayen alive – Stayen Alive”

    June 26, 2006
  50. Anonymous #

    Merlot

    June 26, 2006
  51. Helen Waite #

    some say tomatoe say say tomatoe. some say potatoe some say potatoe.

    Merlow Broham

    June 27, 2006
  52. Helen Waite #

    Did I misspeel that? That – t – h – a – t that.

    I love Chick’s vision of the speeling police

    June 27, 2006
  53. thechickdowntown #

    teehee

    June 28, 2006

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